Monica

Monica Holder just wrote to me today:

Get a diploma for a better job.

It don’t work, Monica!

Musical

Feel the wonder of having a tremendous instrument.

Gold fish

If you had a gold fish, you would ask for a bigger instrument.

Full of emotions

Life is full of emotions only when you are healthy.

Improved

Hit the jump to read another Spam of the Day.

Spam

Ah, everyone knows it, and hates it. I lost track of all the e-mail addresses I’ve had in my life, and to be on the safe side that some old friend or colleague or client reaches me, I forward them all to the most current ones. The result isn’t that bad and Outlook sorts spam out pretty well, but I still receive a fair share of them.

At some point, I noticed a bilingual one that caught my attention in so far as that it made me laugh. Also, I realised, some of them are actually so ridiculously funny, that I began to collect the best in a special folder. Now, don’t get me wrong, I still hate that stuff, but hit the jump and read this NSFW or youngsters message, and try to keep a serious face: